thomasfrickinmuller:

SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS GAME

daysofpastjaeger:

Germany is a fair team, because everybody gets to score a goal today. Just not the Brazilians (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

  • Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]

sassyasspeterhale:

But soft! what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east, and I fucking read fanfics til four in the morning again

"'The big trouble,' he added, 'is that everyone wants someone else to read their minds for them and then make the world work properly.'"
Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay. (via j-august)

starmaps:

careers to consider when I finish uni:

  • girl in 1960s Paris with winged eyeliner and a fringe who sits in cafes and bars and drinks sherry
  • WWII war nurse
  • muse for a late 19th century artist
  • archaeologist in the 30s
  • suffragette
  • background character in a Wodehouse story
  • incorporeal sense of vague dissatisfaction

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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mattsdebate:

I treat my body like a temple. But not like a regular temple like an ancient hedonistic temple dedicated to orgies and substance abuse

subsonictinman:

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

i tried too. i failed.

subsonictinman:

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

i tried too. i failed.